Clients say the darndest things

So, I have a client today telling me about how his niece steals things from the convenience store. Naturally, I ask what kinds of things she steals.
He says, "Oh, you know...those nice, warm pieces of chicken. What do people call them? Oh yea, chicken tenders."

Don't we all love nice, warm pieces of chicken? Some people like to call them chicken tenders. I prefer nice and warm pieces. It's so much more discriptive...